okay its Saturday night...
and I have made it this far...
my boys are worn out, played out little veggie brains...
they've been showered and fed...(bbq burgers, yum!)

I have done my moms bush trimming and practiced baseball...

and then I came home and mowed the lawn!

I am ready for fun...
but there will be none...
wish someone could be here for this cinna-bun...
it is worth it?
lemme me search it...
put my thang down
flip it
and reverse it....

*ty missy elliot:D






Try imagining a place where it's always safe and warm.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."

yeah baseball starts tonight!!!!




Baseball Quotes
You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.
--Joe DiMaggio, on Opening Day
Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin.
--Yogi Berra

We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
--Ed Vargo, major league baseball umpire

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
--Yogi Berra

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base
--Dave Barry

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No we must not You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.
--Albert Einstein

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
--Joel, 10 Advice from Kids

Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing; and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville- great Casey has struck out.
--Ernest Lawrence Thayer Casey at the Bat

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalised for too many players on the field
--Jim Boulton

Hitting is 50% above the shoulders.
--Ted Williams

You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possible be - in baseball and in life.
--Pete Rose

I never thought home runs were all that exciting. I still think the triple is the most exciting thing in baseball. To me, a triple is like a guy taking the ball on his 1-yard line and running 99 yards for a touchdown.
--Hank Aaron